So, amidst all the holiday cheer, what is often lost is the true reason for the season. Which is the axial tilt of the Earth. Actually, no, that's not it. Or rather, it is, but that's not really important right now. The true reason for the season is Patrick Swayze's classic action movie Road House. Okay, no it isn't. But after listening to this song written by Crow T. Robot, you'll wish it was. Because what Christmas really needs is a good mullet, Sam Elliott, a terrible contrived plot, and some really good action scenes. And robots and spaceships. Well, Road House didn't have any robots or spaceships, but it should have. Because robots and spaceships make everything better. And dinosaurs. I'm imagining Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott piloting a Christmas ship powered by dinosaurs and crewed by robots, jetting about the world distributing gifts. What a great movie that would have been.
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