Monday, November 14, 2016

Musical Monday - Anthem by Kate McKinnon


Despite having a higher vote total than any U.S. Presidential candidate in history other than Obama, Clinton didn't get the votes in the right places, and did not win the Presidency. Instead, a man so completely unprepared for the position that he was apparently shocked when he was told he would have to hire new people to staff the West Wing will take the office in a little less than three months and thinks that the job is one that he can do from his preferred home in New York.

But, as McKinnon says, there is hope and reasons to keep fighting. I'm not going to sugar-coat the bad part here: A Trump administration is going to be horrific in many ways. If he is able to implement the policies he ran upon, the country will be damaged immensely. If his seemingly all-encompassing ignorance and incompetence hobbles his administration to the point where the government is running like it has an absentee landlord, a lot of people will discover in the harshest possible way just how much they rely upon a functioning Federal government. I'm predicting a substantial economic downturn and both domestic and international instability will ensue no matter whether the Trump administration is mendacious or incompetent. Either way, the next four years are going to be pretty lousy for everyone, including the people who voted for him.

That said, we should not give up. Trump may hit all of the marks of a neo-fascist, but he hasn't transformed the country into his own image yet, and he may be too much of a bumbling buffoon to get that done before things can be turned around. We still live in a republic, and we still get to vote. The question is where to aim our efforts. I think that the 2018 midterm elections are not really where Democrats should look. The House of Representatives is still gerrymandered to such an extent that Democrats can get six figures more votes overall in House races and still wind up vastly outnumbered in terms of numbers of representatives elected.

The Senate doesn't look great for Democrats either in 2018. Only a third of the Senate is up for election in each cycle, and the next time around there will only be eight Republican senate seats up for reelection, and twenty-three Democrats. The other two seats that will be up for reelection are independents who caucus with the Democrats, so they are also functionally Democratic seats. The Republican seats are also mostly in "safe" states for them, with the only one that could likely be threatened being Dean Heller's seat in Nevada. The other Republican seats are all in states like Texas, Arizona, Tennessee, and Mississippi, which makes reelection for those Senators seem likely. The Democrats, on the other hand, are not only defending a lot more seats, but are defending many of them in unfavorable states like Montana, North Dakota, and Indiana. To pick up seats, the Democrats would need to not only not lose any of the twenty-five seats they are effectively defending, but pick up at least two. At this point, I believe this to be improbable. On the other hand, who knows? The Trump administration may turn out to be such a disaster that it realigns the political landscape in a major way.

realistically, I don't think the 2018 midterm elections are really going to be the turn around that the Democratic Party needs. Where the Democratic Party needs to put is efforts is the State legislatures. This is the strategy that the Republican Party has pursued for the last decade or so, and it has paid off in big dividends for them. The real power State legislatures have is to draw Congressional districts and set voting rules. Because Republicans control so many State governments, they have gerrymandered the districts for representatives from the House of Representatives to heavily favor Republicans. Every State legislature that can be changed from a Republican one to a Democratic one before the 2020 census requires redistricting means one less State Congressional delegation that has been designed to favor Republican candidates. Every State legislature that can be changed from a Republican one to a Democratic one is a state in which the election laws can be crafted to encourage Americans to vote, rather than trying to keep them away from the ballot box. Plus, every state that flipped from a Republican legislature to a Democratic one would get the benefit of having a sane political party in control of the apparatus of government. There are going to be elections in every state in the union between now and 2020. Let's get out there and work to make sure that as many Democratic legislators as possible are put into office. It's what Hillary would do.

Subsequent Musical Monday: Fiddler on the Roof Pogrom Scenes

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Saturday, November 12, 2016

Book Blogger Hop November 11th - November 17th: TT178 Is the Tomb of Neferrenpet, Who Was Also Known as Kenro

Book Blogger Hop

Jen at Crazy for Books restarted her weekly Book Blogger Hop to help book bloggers connect with one another, but then couldn't continue, so she handed the hosting responsibilities off to Ramblings of a Coffee Addicted Writer. The only requirements to participate in the Hop are to write and link a post answering the weekly question and then visit other blogs that are also participating to see if you like their blog and would like to follow them.

This week Billy asks: Are the giveaways on your blog publisher-sponsored giveaways or giveaways of your own books?

I don't do giveaways on my blog. I probably could - I have publishers offer to send me books for giveaways every now and then, but like book tours, I'm just not organized enough to be able to commit to a giveaway. Most of this blog is run on the haphazard schedule that results from my having to frequently prioritize other commitments, so I just don't have the ability to give book giveaways the time and attention they really deserve. As a result, I just don't do them.

Subsequent Book Blogger Hop: 179 Days of the Year Are Even-Numbered

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Friday, November 11, 2016

Follow Friday - Every Positive Integer Is the Sum of at Most 279 Eighth Powers


It's Friday again, and this means it's time for Follow Friday. There has been a slight change to the format, as now there are two Follow Friday hosts blogs and a single Follow Friday Featured Blogger each week. To join the fun and make now book blogger friends, just follow these simple rules:
  1. Follow both of the Follow My Book Blog Friday Hosts (Parajunkee and Alison Can Read) and any one else you want to follow on the list.
  2. Follow the Featured Blogger of the week - Colletta's Kitchen Sink.
  3. Put your Blog name and URL in the Linky thing.
  4. Grab the button up there and place it in a post, this post is for people to find a place to say hi in your comments.
  5. Follow, follow, follow as many as you can, as many as you want, or just follow a few. The whole point is to make new friends and find new blogs. Also, don't just follow, comment and say hi. Another blogger might not know you are a new follower if you don't say "Hi".
  6. If someone comments and says they are following you, be a dear and follow back. Spread the love . . . and the followers.
  7. If you want to show the link list, just follow the link below the entries and copy and paste it within your post!
  8. If you're new to the Follow Friday Hop, comment and let me know, so I can stop by and check out your blog!
And now for the Follow Friday Question: Bookstagram Challenge: Fall Color Books Photo.




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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Random Thought - Third Party Candidates and American Elections

One thing this election conclusively settled is that a third party is never going to be viable in the United States.

If one were to tailor make an election perfectly crafted to buoy the prospects of alternative parties, the 2016 election would be pretty close to that model. Both of the major parties ran candidates that were unpopular among large portions of the electorate. There was allegedly a vast "anti-establishment" sentiment among voters.1 The Libertarian Party had two prominent former state governors heading up their ticket. The Green Party got a lot of press as a result of some rather ill-founded speculation about whether Senator Bernie Sanders would jump to their ticket after losing the Democratic Party nomination to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. The only thing that would have made this election riper for a third party surge would have been if the economy was in a recession, and despite the constant bleating from the right that the economy was somehow in sad shape, it was actually doing pretty well in 2016.

When the time came to vote, the Libertarian Party ticket garnered just over 3% of the popular vote, and the Green Party ticket had about 1% of the popular vote. This is better than they performed in 2012 when the Libertarians got about 1% of the vote and the Greens got about a third of a percent, but this isn't anywhere close to being a factor in the election.2 Neither of these campaigns managed to get to the magical 5% total that would have resulted in matching federal funds for the 2020 election.3 One also has to consider that these results were generated under almost ideal conditions for third party success. This is realistically the best that third party candidates can hope to do in a U.S. election. This is, in a figurative but very real sense, the ceiling for third parties in our current system.

The reason third parties won't work in the U.S. is due to the structure of U.S. elections. The U.S. uses what is called a "first past the post" system for most elections.4 This means that to gain any representation in an election, you need to obtain more of the votes cast than anyone else. Because members of the House of Representatives and Senators are elected from specific regions (Congressional Districts for Congressmen, and States for Senators), you have a collection of small elections, each of which must be won by garnering more of the the vote in those regions. U.S. Presidential elections are actually a series of mini-elections conducted in each State, and one must win more of the vote than any other candidate in each one to win them. You technically don't need to win a majority of the votes to win such elections, but you probably need to get close. This reality pushes political parties to try to muster a coalition that can aspire to encompass at least fifty percent of the total vote.

There are other voting methods used in other countries: Some places use ranked choice voting, where voters can list a number of candidates in their order of preference and then those choices are worked through as lower vote generating candidates are eliminated from contention. Under this system, for example, someone who favored the Green Party candidate could vote for them first, but rank, for example, the Democratic Party candidate second, so if the Green candidate didn't get sufficient votes to win, their vote would work to prevent a Republican victory. This would mean that people wouldn't be concerned with "throwing their vote away" and could vote for third parties as their first preference. This doesn't eliminate the fact that one would need to garner the most votes in order to win and election, but it does mean that third parties might be able to gain more support than they do now, as people might feel freer to support them knowing that their second preference would serve as a backup.

Another voting method is proportional representation, which can be used as a means of selecting a legislature. A modified version of this system is used in Germany (the German system is actually far more complex than that, but to detail it fully would take a lot of time). In this method, the voter selects a party, not a candidate, and when the votes are tallied, the available seats are distributed to the parties in proportion to their share of the vote. So if the Democrats got 45% of the vote, and the Republicans got 45% of the vote, they would each get 45% of the available seats. If the Libertarians got 5% of the vote, they would get 5% of the seats, and so on. This would mean that the small number of people who were interested in a third party would have representation in the legislature. It would be a small number of legislators, but they would likely be important in deciding who had the majority. This system wouldn't really work for electing a President, and wouldn't make sense for the Senate as it is currently constituted, but it could make third parties viable in the House of Representatives - although we would have to completely redefine exactly who Representatives actually represent. One might also note that even in such systems, the result is generally two-coalitions at odds with one another, with minor shifting between them in the middle.

Even though alternative voting systems are possible, for the foreseeable future, the U.S. will continue to use first past the post voting to decide its elections. This system almost inevitably drives the politics into a two-faction system. To have a chance at winning elections, you have to be able to reliably obtain 50% of the vote. Any party that does not will find itself forced to either expand its ranks to include sufficient voters to have a reasonable shot at getting to that mark, or they will wither away to fringe status in short order. This is exactly what has happened the handful of times that U.S. politics has seen third party candidates show signs of life.

The Election of 1860

Many third party proponents like to point to the election of 1860, sometimes accompanying this with the claim that "Lincoln was a third party candidate". This kind of claim is pretty much at odds with the actual history of the 1860 election.

In the early 1850s, the Whig Party, which had been the primary opposition party to the Democratic Party, collapsed. Presidents William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, and Millard Fillmore were Whigs, as was John Tyler, although Tyler was expelled from the party over political disagreements during his presidency. The last Whig presidential canddiate was Winfield Scott, who ran in 1852.

Abraham Lincoln
In 1856, the Republican Party was already established, formed out of a sizable chunk of the former Whig Party with the addition of former members of the Free Soil Party and a collection of anti-slavery activists. The party chose John C. Frémont as its nominee, and despite receiving fewer than 1,200 popular votes in the entire Sourth, he managed to come in second with 114 electoral votes. After the elections, the Republicans held fifteen Senate seats and 90 seats in the House of Representatives. In the 1858 elections, the Republicans increased their numbers in the Senate to 25, and their seats in the House to 116 and took control of the House at the head of a coalition made up of Republicans and Southern opposition members.

By the time the 1860 election rolled around the Republican Party was well-established, and can't really be considered a "third party" in any meaningful sense. The Republican Party held a plurality of seats in the House of Representatives, and held the second-most seats in the Senate. The party also held thirteen of the thirty-one Governorships in the country. It was at this point that the party nominated Abraham Lincoln to run as its candidate for President.

John Breckinridge
The 1860 election was fairly unusual in that four reasonably serious candidates ran for President. As noted above, Lincoln ran on the Republican ticket. The Democratic Party had traditionally been the major party in American politics - the Whig Party had originally formed in opposition to the Democratic Party of Andrew Jackson's era - but internal divisions over the issue of slavery effectively split the party into a northern wing and a southern wing in this election. The northern wing nominated Illinois Senator Stephen Douglas to run for President, and the southern wing nominated Vice-President John Breckinridge from Kentucky.

The fourth candidate was John Bell, who was nominated by the Constitution-Union Party, an organization formed out of the shreds of the Whig Party that had not migrated to the Republican Party, and held as its guiding principle "The Union as it is, and the Constitution as it is". The party tried to simply ignore the slavery issue and instead focused on anti-Catholic and anti-immigrant policies. As the oldest candidate in the field, Bell wasn't really interested in campaigning much, and seems to have been hoping for no one to receive enough electoral votes to claim a majority and have the election go to a vote in the House of Representatives, where he thought his propects as a "compromise candidate" would make voting for him an attractive option.

Stephen Douglas
The election itself wasn't so much one election, as it was three regional elections. This is one of the reasons why the 1860 election is a terrible example to point to concerning the viability of a third party. Leaving aside the fact that the Republican Party cannot be called a "third party" with a straight face, the issue of slavery had riven the nation into very distinct regional entities. I am not sure that there will ever been an issue as divisive as slavery was in antebellum politics, and I certainly don't see one on hand today, or in the foreseeable future. The only southern state where Lincoln was even on the ballot was Virginia, and he only got 1% of the vote there. Bell and Breckinridge were effectively not on the ballot in several northern states, and where they were, they generally garnered between 1% and 5% of the popular vote. The only candidate to run a truly national campaign was Stephen Douglas, with the result being that there were really three regional contests: Lincoln v.s Douglas for the northern states, Bell vs. Douglas for the border states, and Breckinridge vs. Douglas for the southern states.

John Bell
Lincoln won outright, with 180 electoral votes, although he only had 39.8% of the popular vote. Breckinridge came in second, with 72 electoral votes, while Bell came in third with 39 electoral votes. Douglas brought up the rear with 12 electoral votes, carrying only the state of Missouri and getting some of New Jersey's votes. One thing to note is that despite his low electoral vote total, Douglas had the second most popular votes as a result of running a national campaign when the other candidates did not. In fact, at 29.5% Douglas gained almost as much of the popular vote as the 30.7% combined total for Breckinrige and Bell. Lincoln won every state that stayed in the Union during the Civil War except Missouri, Kentucky, Delaware, and Maryland, which also happened to be the handful of states that remained in the Union in which slavery was legal. Breckinridge won every state that formed the Confederacy except Tennessee and Virginia. Bell won Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia.

The key issue here is that there were very few places where there was a real three-way contest, and those were mostly either smaller states like California, or border states like Missouri and Kentucky. In most states, two of the candidates were completely non-competitive, and the race was really between the remaining two. This wasn't a four candidate horse race, it was three two candidate contests. I suppose a third party could try to follow this model, but it would have to focus on an issue that was of intense interest to a particular region of the country. The reason the Republicans dominated the northern states, and the southern Democrats dominated the southern states was that the country was riven by the issue of slavery, with the border states stuck literally in the middle.

On a further note, by the time elections were held again with a reconstituted Union in 1868, the Democratic Party was a single unit again, and the Constitution-Union Party had vanished, its members having been mostly absorbed into the Republican Party. As I said before, multi-party situations in the U.S. political system are essentially inherently unstable, and will generally quickly collapse back to two parties in relatively short order.

The Election of 1892

James Weaver
From 1864 through 1888, U.S. elections were essentially two-party contests between the Democrats and Republicans, with some minor parties garnering a few percentage points of the popular vote every cycle. In 1892, the Grange, the Farmers Alliance, and the Knights of Labor formed the Populist Party, and ran James Weaver as their candidate for President. Fueled by anti-banker and anti-railroad sentiment, Weaver's campaign wound up with 22 electoral votes, which is a pretty impressive accomplishment for a third party candidate, but he did so as a result of the quirky demographics of the country at the time. Weaver carried Colorado, Idaho, Kansas, Nevada, and North Dakota. Grover Cleveland, the Democratic candidate for President, and eventual victor, didn't even bother to run in four of those states. Outside of these western states, the Populist Party did quite poorly, usually running a very distant third.

By 1896, the Populist Party had effectively merged with the Democratic Party, as William Jennings Bryan ran as the candidate nominated by both parties. Bryan's campaign featured the famous "Cross of Gold" speech, but despite his eloquence, he lost to McKinley. Although the Populist Party was technically still an independent entity in 1900, they once again joined with the Democrats to nominate Bryan for President. By 1904, the Populist Party had been fully absorbed into the Democratic Party, and Bryan ran for the presidency a third time, but this time as just the Democratic Party's nominee. This is, in general, one of the almost inevitable fates of a third party in the U.S. political system. They can either grow big enough to supplant an existing party and become one of the two parties, whither away to irrelevance, or get coopted and absorbed by one of the existing two major parties. The Populist Party was absorbed by the Democrats, which transformed the Democrats into a party oriented towards farmers and factory workers.

The Election of 1912

Teddy Roosevelt
Although the election of 1912 technically featured a third party candidate, the "third party" was really the creation of, and vehicle for that candidate. In 1908, Teddy Roosevelt declined to run for the Presidency due to promises he had made in the 1904 election. Instead, he annointed William Howard Taft as his successor, and stepped aside. Taft won the Presidency, but his actions in office outraged Roosevelt, who decided to run for the Republican nomination in 1912. When Taft secured the Republicn nomination anyway, Roosevelt formed his own party and dubbed it the Progressive Party, although it was quickly nicknamed the "Bull Moose" party.

On the Democratic side, a contentious and deeply divided convention required forty-one ballots to select Woodrow Wilson as their nominee, but they didn't fracture into competing factions like the Republicans had. This proved to be a smart move, as the general election turned into a landslide victory for Wilson in which he garnered 435 electoral votes, while Roosevelt mustered only 96, and Taft won a mere 8.

The election of 1912 is an almost textbook example of why third parties don't succeed in the United States. At first glance, Wilson's victory seems overwhelming, but when one looks deeper into the numbers, one discovers that it was far less convincing than it seems. In fact, one can make the case that Wilson only won because his opponents split the vote. Had the Republicans not divided and run two competing candidates, and instead united behind one banner, the results would likely have been very different. If one combines the votes that went to Taft with the votes that went to Roosevelt, one finds that twenty-five of the states that Wilson won would have been won by a unified Republican candidate instead5. Those twenty-five states accounted for 260 of the electoral votes that Wilson won. Switching those votes to a unified Republican candidate and adding the electoral votes Taft and Roosevelt won yields a Republican total of 356 electoral votes to Wilson's new total of 175. Instead of a landslide Democratic victory, the election would have resulted in a landslide Republican victory.

Robert La Follette
An almost inevitable result of a meaningful third party candidacy is that their candidacy will cause the candidate with the most ideologically incompatible policy positions to win the election. Looking at the arguments that led to the internecine war between the Roosevelt faction of the Republican Party and the Taft faction of the Republican Party, it is clear that they were much closer to one another on policy than they were to the Democrats, but by splitting into two factions, they not only ensured a Democratic victory, they ensured an emphatic and overwhelming Democratic victory. One could argue that Roosevelt made a moral point by running against Taft in the general election, but that ignores the fact that elections are about deciding who gets to set the agenda and enforce their vision of the future. By taking this stance, Roosevelt created a situation in which Democratic priorities, not Republican ones, would take precedence over the next eight years. A third party almost has to collapse into one of the two major parties, much like the Populist Party of the 1890s did, or else it all but ensures that its political antithesis will control the levers of power.

As a final point, one might note that by the 1916 election, the Progressive Party had shrunk to irrelevance, with most of its members, including Roosevelt, being absorbed back into the Republican Party. In 1924, a revived Progressive Party that incorporated some of the Socialist Party that had been limping along in obscurity nominated Robert La Follette for the Presidency, and he secured 16.6% of the popular vote, but only managed to carry one state: Wisconsin. Calvin Coolidge, running on the ticket of a Republican Party that had evolved from the trust-busting days of Roosevelt into a much more pro-business organization, won a landslide victory. By 1928, the Progressive Party was gone.

There wasn't another serious third party candidate until 1968. Even the much ballyhooed run by Strom Thurmond as a Dixiecrat in 1948 only resulted in the candidate winning 2.5% of the popular vote.

The Election of 1968

In 1968, the Democratic Party was in disarray. Lyndon Johnson had declined to seek another term. Bobby Kennedy was leading the race for the nomination until he was assassinated on June 6, a mere six weeks before the Democratic National Convention. The convention itself was the site of violent confrontations between anti-war demonstrators and police as the party split into factions at war with one another. The convention finally settled on Hubert Humphrey as the party nominee.

The Republicans, on the other hand, held a straightforward convention and nominated Richard Nixon, who ran on a "law and order" platform. This was a stark contrast to the chaos of the Democratic convention, and the choice to make the "law and order" policy intended to comfort the heartland into the flagship of the campaign was not an accident. This was the election in which Nixon first employed the "Southern strategy" of appealing to Southern voters upset over the passage of civil rights legislation in the previous few years, although the strategy didn't pay off very well, with the segregationist George Wallace winning most of the Southern states.

George Wallace
The American Independent Party was founded in 1967, essentially to promote and protect the policy of segregation that was the law of the land throughout much of the South, and which was under attack as a result of the passage of the Civil Right Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Governor George Wallace of Alabama ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination, losing in large part due to his promotion of segregation. The American Independence Party seized the opportunity to pick Wallace as their flag-bearer, and handed him their nomination for the highest office in the land. On a side note, Wallace selected former Air Force General Curtis LeMay as his running mate, which proved troublesome for the candidate later when LeMay suggested using nuclear weapons in Vietnam.

The election resulted in a convincing win for Nixon in the electoral college, although the popular vote was a nail-biter, with only a 0.7% difference between Nixon and Humphrey. Wallace came in a distant third in the popular vote, with 13.5% of the total compared to 42.7% for Humphrey and 43.4% for Nixon. Like most third party candidates who have had any success, Wallace was an intensely regional candidate. Although he was on the ballot in all fifty states, he only had meaningful support in the pro-segregation states from the former Confederacy, winning Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Louisiana, and Mississippi. This seems to be one of the ways that a third party candidate can make inroads - if there is an issue that is of paramount concern in a particular region, they can win votes by running on that one issue. This more or less worked for the southern Democrats and the Constitutional-Unionists in 1860, and the Populists in 1892, and now Wallace in 1968. This doesn't seem to be a winning strategy though, and all of the parties that have adopted this strategy have either withered away or been coopted by one of the two major parties in relatively short order. The American Independent Party, for example, collapsed into irrelevance by the 1972 election where it gained 1.4% of the popular vote. It has never recovered.

The Elections of 1992 and 1996

H. Ross Perot
After 1968, there wasn't a serious third party candidate until 1992. John Anderson ran an independent campaign as a moderate alternative to Ronald Reagan in 1980, but only managed to claim 6.6% of the popular vote. In 1992, for reasons mostly relating to the North American Free Trade Agreement, a large proportion of the electorate became infatuated with Texas businessman H. Ross Perot. It is important to note that Perot wasn't really a "third party" candidate, as he didn't have a party backing his run for the Presidency (although a party was organized in six states in order to allow him to be placed on the ballot). Perot self-funded much of his campaign, and bought air time on the networks to pitch his candidacy in what amounted to political infomercials.

Perot's campaign alternated between moments of brilliance, and an almost benign incompetence. In the debates with George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton, Perot did quite well. Many states require a candidate for President to name a Vice-Presidential choice to get on the ballot, and Perot chose his friend Admiral James Stockdale as an interim choice. Unfortunately, Perot never revisited that decision, and Stockdale did quite poorly when he appeared for a Vice-Presidential debate, at one point absent-mindedly turning off his hearing aid. Perot abruptly pulled out of the race in July, and then just as abruptly returned at the beginning of October. When he tried to explain why he mysteriously withdrew, Perot related a story about how "Republican operatives" were planning on disrupting his daughter's wedding. When combined with revelations about his fear that the Black Panther Party was going to assassinate him, Perot began to be seen as a somewhat unbalanced conspiracy theorist.

When the final results of the election rolled around, Perot gained 18.9% of the popular vote, but his support was thinly spread enough that he won no electoral votes. Bill Clinton defeated George H.W. Bush with 43% of the popular vote, which translated to a convincing 370 vote to 168 vote electoral college victory. One interesting footnote here is that despite winning more than 5% of the popular vote, since he wasn't running as the representative of a party, his success didn't make any new group eligible for matching federal funds in the subsequent election.

Perot ran again in 1996, and this time he had organized an actual political party named the Reform Party. Although Perot had little difficulty obtaining the Reform Party nomination, there was some controversy associated with it as supporters of former Governor Richard Lamm of Colorado accused Perot of rigging the selection in his favor and walked out of the convention to form their own party named the American Reform Party. This is one of the perennial problems with creating a stable third party: It seems that people who are willing to split from the major parties over relatively minor differences tend to also be willing to split from embryonic third parties over relatively minor differences. Perot did less well in 1996 than he had in 1992, winning only 8.4% of the vote.

That 8.4% number is important, because it means that the Reform Party met the 5% threshold to qualify for matching federal funds in the 2000 election. Pat Buchanan ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000, and unfortunately for third party proponents, finished with 0.4% of the popular vote, behind even Green Party candidate Ralph Nader's total of 2.7%. By the 2004 election, the Reform Party was effectively defunct. The important point here is that getting access to federal matching funds is not the panacea that third party advocates seem to think it is. Getting matching federal funds will not alter the realities of U.S. elections and allow a third party to avoid the effectively inevitable fates that third parties face: They are either coopted by existing parties, or they whither to irrelevance. There has not been a meaningful third party candidate since the 1996 election, and there is no real prospect that there will be one in the near future.

Some third party advocates may take heart from this recounting of the effect of third parties on U.S. elections over the last one hundred and fifty years. They should not. From 1860 to now, there have been 40 presidential elections. Out of those forty, a third party candidate has had a meaningful impact in at most seven of those elections, and the number is only that high if you count campaigns like those of H. Ross Perot in 1996 and James Weaver in 1892 as being meaningful. Until U.S. elections are fundamentally changed, no third party will be able to establish itself for any substantial length of time, or have more than a moderately fleeting effect on elections.

1 This has been widely reported. To be fair, I seriously question how much actual "anti-establishment" sentiment there actually was. Yes, Trump won the presidential election, but those same voters kept the Republicans in control of the House of Representatives and Senate, voting to retain the overwhelming majority of legislators. The elections seems to me to have been not so much an "anti-establishment" election as it was a "conservative backlash" election.

2 There were other "third party" candidates in both the 2012 and 2016 elections, but they were even less of a factor than the Libertarian and Green party candidates. In 2012, all other third party candidates garnered about a fifth of a percent of the popular vote, while in 2016, they obtained about half a percent of the popular vote.

3 Allow me to point out the humorous irony of the "Libertarian" candidate touting the possibility of receiving a federal subsidy in the future as a reason to vote for him.

4 In 2016, Maine passed ranked choice voting for state elections, although federal elections will still be conducted under the "first past the post" system.

5 Specifically, the hypothetical Republican unity candidate would have likely won Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Oregon, Rhode Island, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Review - The Wrath of the Grinning Ghost by John Bellairs and Brad Strickland


Short review: Johnny Dixon's father is possessed by an evil ghost, and it is up to Johnny, Professor Childermass, Fergie, and Brewster to save him.

Haiku
While on vacation
Father possessed by a ghost
Mystical rescue

Full review: After John Bellairs died, Brad Strickland took up the task of continuing the Johnny Dixon/Professor Childermass series of stories (and the Lewis Barnaveldt series as well, but that's neither here nor there). The Wrath of the Grinning Ghost is a workmanlike but ultimately unsatisfying installment to the series. Even though the all of the elements of a Johnny Dixon adventure are present in the book, somehow the parts don't add up to as effective a story as those found in the prior books.

In a sense, the book feels almost like Strickland is going through the motions, checking in each box needed to make sure that the reader knows that this is a Johnny Dixon book: Professor Childermass makes a "gooey" chocolate cake, the Professor's nose is described as resembling an overripe strawberry, Fergie Ferguson is around to be Dixon's bolder and more athletic friend, Brewster, a supernatural character impersonating an ancient Egyptian deity not seen since The Trolley to Yesterday makes a reappearance, and so on. To a certain extent, it seems as though Strickland felt that he needed to make sure each of these signature elements was included for the reader to think that this was a "real" Johnny Dixon adventure. I almost got the feeling that I was reading the literary equivalent of a "paint-by-numbers" picture.

This wouldn't be so disappointing if the story itself was better. The story centers on Johnny's father, whose spirit is abducted by an evil spirit bent on taking control of his body, transforming Johnny's father from a mostly absentee Air Force officer father into a completely absentee father. With the help of Professor Childermass, Fergie Ferguson, and Brewster (impersonating a Thunderbird), Johnny travels into the spirit realm to defeat the evil villain and bring his father back. One of the primary weaknesses in the story is that the question as to why the evil villain chose to target Johnny's father in particular is never explained, even though Johnny, with the experience he and Professor Childermass have amassed dealing with supernatural threats, is one of the worst possible choices for a being from beyond to mess with. From a storytelling standpoint, it is obvious that if the villain picked someone Johnny didn't know, the story wouldn't work, but by having this unexplained choice as the centerpiece of the book, the contrived nature of the plot becomes glaring. The villain is also fairly bland and poorly defined: He is evil simply because he is evil. His minions are his minions simply because they are his minions. There is no background to the villain that gives him any kind of goal or reason for being villainous other than to simply spread nastiness about.

Overall, if one were a huge fan of the Johnny Dixon series and really wanted to read more adventures featuring Johnny, Professor Childermass, and Fergie, then this might be worth picking up. On the other hand, a fan would probably get more enjoyment out of going back and rereading the earlier books instead.

Previous book in the series: The Bell, the Book, and the Spellbinder

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Monday, November 7, 2016

Musical Monday - Holy Shit (You've Got to Vote) by Rachel Bloom (and friends)


Unless you've been living under a rock, you probably know that there is an election in the U.S. tomorrow. You probably also know that the race is between a xenophobic, racist, sexist, antisemitic, authoritarian fascist who is obsessed with revenge fantasies and wonders why we can't just use nuclear weapons because we have them, and on the other side, a policy wonk that people dislike because she takes government seriously and refused to stay at home and bake cookies when her husband held office. She also used a private e-mail server when she worked as Secretary of State, just like Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice did. In other words, this is essentially a contest between someone who is as close to being a literal Nazi as we have ever seen in American politics, and a woman who sometimes rubs people the wrong way because she is ambitious and career-oriented.

Inspired (if that is the correct word) by the contest, Rachel Bloom sat down and wrote a song encouraging people to make the only sane choice and vote to defeat the orange septic tank that is running under the Republican banner. The song is direct and to the point, and also profane and self-aware of its own silliness. In the video, Bloom is joined by a collection of other celebrities, including Elizabeth Banks, Mayim Bialik, Jaime Camil, Misha Collins, Felicia Day, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jason George, Patti LuPone, Jane Lynch, Moby, Adam Pally, Melissa Rauch, Zach Reino, Naya Rivera, Amber Rose, Adam Scott, Paul Sheer, and Sean Patrick Thomas. That's as complete a list as I've been able to come up with. If I have missed anybody, I apologize.

Though the song is humorous, this election is not.

There are two visions of America competeing here. One is an ugly vision, fueled by nativism, a lust for wealth, and the poorly concealed theocratic impulses of the religious right. It is a vision that sees the United States as primarily a place that is a homeland for white heterosexual Christians, and everyone else is in its borders at their sufferance. It is a vision of the United States that displays all of the ugliest aspects of nationalism and cares nothing for any of the ideals set forth in the Consitution, and will in fact throw those ideals over the side in the name of security, or order, or merely in the name of revenge.

The other vision is one that centers the ideals of the U.S. Constitution. A vision that actually believes in protections such as the freedom to practice one's religion, and that the freedom of speech and of the press are vital to the health of the nation. A vision that believes in due process of law, and the equal protection of the laws, regardless of where someone was born or what faith they adhere to. Despite any other faults she may have, there is no doubt that Clinton believes in the fundamental principles of the Republic as expressed in the Constitution. I have doubts that Trump even knows what those principles are, and I have no doubt that he does not care one whit for protecting them, and regards them as little more than trivial impediments to his objectives. Clinton may implement policies that you don't like, but she won't threaten the very foundations of the nation. If Trump is elected, there is a chance that the United States as we have known it for all of our lives will cease to exist, and will be transformed into something unrecognizable to us now.

Don't just take it from me, take it from this guy, who says it much more eloquently than I can:


Democracy is on the ballot. All of the values that are enshrined in the formative documents of our nation are on the ballot. Trump regards democracy with contempt. Trump regards the U.S. Constitution with contempt. Trump regards minorities and immigrants with contempt. Trump regards justice and equality with contempt. Trump even regards the officers, soldiers, and civil servants who would serve under him with contempt.

Go vote. Vote for a better America. Vote to reject Trump's America. Go vote.

Previous Musical Monday: Cruel, Cruel Moon by Paul & Storm
Subsequent Musical Monday: Anthem by Kate McKinnon

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Sunday, November 6, 2016

2003 Hugo Longlist

One of the questions that arises often is "what do awards tell us". Some people seem to think that awards can tell you what books and stories are good, and to a certain extent that may be true, but only to a certain extent. What awards really tell you is what the people voting on the award believed were good books and stories. Who wins awards, including the Hugo Award, is interesting, but generally not as interesting to me as who fans nominated as a whole. The winner is a single datapoint, and usually represents a compromise between several different options - especially with the instant runoff voting system used by the Hugo Awards. The winner in a category usually has a fair amount of support from people who really liked them, but what pushes each winner over the top are voters for whom the work was a second, third, or even fourth choice. The winner is a consensus choice, but using just the winners as indicators of what people thought were superior works is, in my opinion, overly simplistic.

Consequently, I am usually much more interested in the full array of finalists in a Hugo category, and with the longlist information, interested in the array of nominees who reached the longlist as well. If one wants to see what Hugo voting fandom was thinking about genre fiction in a particular year, the only way to get a fully accurate sense is to look at both the finalists and the longlisted nominees. If one only looks at the finalists, for example, one can readily see that Michael Swanwick had a very good year at the Hugos in 2003, as he garnered four slots on the ballot. What one would not necessarily notice just looking at the list of finalists is that Charles Coleman Finlay also had an excellent showing in the 2003 Hugos, with one story making the finalists, a slot on the Campbell Award ballot, and two more stories on the longlist. Further, if one were only looking at the finalists, one might entirely miss the strong year that Charles Stross had, with only one story on the list of finalists, but three more stories on the longlist. Finally, if one were only looking at the finalists, Alastair Reynolds would be invisible, as he had no stories reach the list of finalists, but three stories on the longlist.

The point it, one needs to look at the whole landscape of the voting in order to get a complete picture of what voters were thinking. This is why I think the longlist is valuable: It puts the list of finalists into a more complete context. Without the longlist, one only has an incomplete view of the mindset of the elctorate.

Best Novel

Finalists:
Bones of the Earth by Michael Swanwick
Hominids by Robert J. Sawyer [winner]
Kiln People by David Brin
The Scar by China Mieville
The Years of Rice and Salt by Kim Stanley Robinson

Longlisted Nominees:
Chindi by Jack McDevitt
Coyote by Allen M. Steele
Dance for the Ivory Madonna by Don Sakers
Diplomatic Immunity by Lois McMaster Bujold
The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde
Light by M. John Harrison
Night Watch by Terry Pratchett
Permanence by Karl Schroeder
Probability Space by Nancy Kress
Redemption Ark by Alastair Reynolds
Ruled Britannia by Harry Turtledove

Best Novella

Finalists:
Breathmoss by Ian R. MacLeod
Bronte's Egg by Richard Chwedyk
Coraline by Neil Gaiman [winner]
The Political Officer by Charles Coleman Finlay
In Spirit by Pat Forde
A Year in the Linear City by Paul Di Filippo

Longlisted Nominees:
A Democracy of Trolls by Charles Coleman Finlay
The Drive-In Puerto Rico by Lucius Shepard
The Human Front by Ken MacLeod
Jury Service by Charles Stross and Cory Doctorow
Paradises Lost by Ursula K. Le Guin
The Potter of Bones by Eleanor Arnason
Router by Charles Stross
Stories for Men by John Kessel
Turquoise Days by Alastair Reynolds
Unseen Demons by Adam-Troy Castro
Veritas by Robert Reed

Best Novelette

Finalists:
Halo by Charles Stross
Liking What You See: A Documentary by Ted Chiang [nomination declined]
Madonna of the Maquiladora by Gregory Frost
Presence by Maureen F. McHugh
Slow Life by Michael Swanwick [winner]
The Wild Girls by Ursula K. Le Guin

Longlisted Nominees
First to the Moon by Stephen Baxter and Simon Bradshaw
In Her Image by Michael A. Burstein
Isabel of the Fall by Ian R. MacLeod
Look Away by Stephen L. Burns
Lull by Kelly Link
The Old Cosmonaut and the Construction Worker Dream of Mars by Ian McDonald
Ownz0red by Cory Doctorow
The Passenger by Paul McAuley
The Real Story by Alastair Reynolds
Tourist by Charles Stross
We Come Not to Praise Washington by Charles Coleman Finlay

Best Short Story

Finalists:
Creation by Jeffrey Ford
Falling Onto Mars by Geoffrey A. Landis [winner]
'Hello,' Said the Stick by Michael Swanwick
Lambing Season by Molly Gloss
The Little Cat Laughed to See Such Sport by Michael Swanwick

Longlisted Nominees
At Dorado by Geoffrey A. Landis
Flight Correction by Ken Wharton
In Paradise by Bruce Sterling
Knapsack Poems by Eleanor Arnason
Little Gods by Tim Pratt
Reflections in Black Granite by Mike Resnick and Michael A. Burstein
Social Dreaming of the Frin by Ursula K. Le Guin
The Waif by Gene Wolfe
What I Didn't See by Karen Joy Fowler

Best Related Work

Finalists:
The Battle of the Sexes in Science Fiction by Justine Larbelestier
Better to Have Loved: The Life of Judith Merril by Judith Merril and Emily Pohl-Weary [winner]
Dragonhenge by Bob Eggleton and John Grant
Ray Bradbury: An Illustrated Life by Jerry Wiest
Spectrum 9: The Best in Contemporary Fantastic Art edited by Cathy Fenner and Arnie Fenner

Longlisted Nominees:
Adventures in the Dream Trade by Neil Gaiman
The Art of Jeffrey Jones by Jeffrey Jones
Bad Astronomy by Philip Plait
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Visual Companion by Jude Fisher
The Making of the Movie Trilogy: Lord of the Rings by Brian Sibley
Mapping Mars by Oliver Morton
Paper Tiger Fantasy Art Gallery edited by Paul Barnett
The Science Fiction Art of Vincent di Fate by Vincent di Fate
The Science Fiction Professional by Mike Resnick
The Science of Discworld II: The Globe Emury by Terry Pratchett, Ian Stewart, and Jack Cohen
Tomorrow Now: Envisioning the Next 50 Years by Bruce Sterling

Best Dramatic Presentation: Long Form

Finalists:
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers [winner]
Minority Report
Spider-Man
Spirited Away

Longlisted Nominees:
Ice Age
Lilo and Stitch
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition)
Men in Black II
Metropolis
Signs
Solaris
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Taken
Treasure Planet

Best Dramatic Presentation: Short Form

Finalists:
Angel: Waiting in the Wings
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Conversations with Dead People [winner]
Firefly: Serenity
Star Trek - Enterprise: Carbon Creek
Star Trek - Enterprise: A Night in Sickbay

Longlisted Nominees:
Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Normal Again
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Selfless
ConJose Masquerade Half-Time Show
Farscape: Unrealized Reality
Firefly: Objects in Space
Futurama: Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Lord of the Piercing (Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Extended DVD Easter Egg)
Smallville: Ryan
A Walk on the Windy Side (from Windycon)

Best Professional Editor

Finalists:
Ellen Datlow
Gardner Dozois [winner]
David G. Hartwell
Stanley Schmidt
Gordon van Gelder

Longlisted Nominees:
A.J. Budrys
Martin H. Greenberg
Warren Lapine
Shawna McCarthy
Betsy Mitchell
Mary Anne Mohanraj
Patrick Nielsen Hayden
David Pringle
Ian Randall Strock
Terry Windling

Best Professional Artist

Finalists:
Jim Burns
David A. Cherry
Bob Eggleton [winner]
Frank Kelly Freas
Donato Giancola

Longlisted Nominees:
Thomas Canty
Kinuko Y. Craft
Vincent di Fate
Phil Foglio
Tom Kidd
Jody Lee
Don Maitz
John Jude Palencar
Alan Pollack
Omar Rayyan
Ron Walotsky
Michael Whelan
Stephen Youll

Best Semi-Prozine

Finalists:
Ansible edited by Dave Langford
Interzone edited by David Pringle
Locus edited by Charles N. Brown, Kirsten Gong-Wong, and Jennifer A. Hall [winner]
The New York Review of Science Fiction edited by Kathryn Cramer, David G. Hartwell, and Kevin J. Maroney
Speculations edited by Kent Brewster

Longlisted Nominees:
Absolute Magnitude edited by Warren Lapine
Artemis edited by Ian Randal Strock
Ideomancer edited by Chris Clarke and Mikal Trimm
On Spec edited by Diane Walton
SF Chronicle edited by John R. Douglas
Spectrum SF edited by Paul Fraser
Starlog edited by David McDonnell
Strange Horizons edited by Susan Marie Groppi, Jed Hartman, and Karen Meisner
Talebones edited by Patrick Swenson
The Third Alternative edited by Andy Cox

Best Fanzine

Finalists:
Challenger edited by Guy H. Lillian, III
Emerald City edited by Cheryl Morgan
File 770 edited by Mike Glyer
Mimosa edited by Rich Lynch and Nicki Lynch [winner]
Plokta edited by Alison Scott, Steve Davies, and Mike Scott

Longlisted Nominees:
Banana Wings edited by Claire Brialey and Mark Plummer
Bento edited by Kate Yule and David D. Levine
Devniad edited by Robert E. Devney
The Knarley Knews edited by Henry L. Welch
Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet edited by Gavin Grant and Kelly Link
SF Revu edited by Gayle Surrette
Steam Engine Time edited by Bruce Gillespie and Janine Stinson
Tangent Online edited by Dave Truesdale
Twink edited by by E.B. Frohvet
Vanamonde edited by John Hertz
The Voyageour edited by Karen Bennett and Sharon Lowachee
Wabe edited by Jae Leslie Adams, Tracy Benton and Bill Bodden

Best Fan Writer

Finalists:
Bob Devney
John L. Flynn
Mike Glyer
Dave Langford [winner]
Steven H Silver

Longlisted Nominees:
Jeff Berkwits
John Hertz
Evelyn Leeper
David D. Levine
Guy H. Lillian, III
Cheryl Morgan
Teresa Nielsen Hayden
Lloyd Penney
Alex von Thorn
Kate Yule

Best Fan Artist

Finalists:
Brad Foster
Teddy Harvia
Sue Mason [winner]
Steve Stiles
Frank Wu

Longlisted Nominees:
Freddie Baer
Sheryl Birkhead
Kurt Erichsen
Alexis Gilliland
Bill Neville
Melody Rondeau
Marc Schirmeister
Taral Wayne
D. West
Alan White

John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer

Finalists:
Charles Coleman Finlay
David D. Levine
Karin Lowachee
Wen Spencer [winner]
Ken Wharton

Longlisted Nominees:
Jacqueline Carey
Cecilia Dart-Thornton
Alan DeNiro
Jasper Fforde
Theodora Goss
Alexander C. Irvine
Hilary Moon Murphy
Ruth Nestvold
Tim Pratt
Benjamin Rosenbaum

Go to previous year's longlist: 2002
Go to subsequent year's longlist: 2004

Go to 2003 Hugo Finalists and Winners

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Saturday, November 5, 2016

Book Blogger Hop November 4th - November 10th: The Second Marcomannic War Started in 177 A.D.

Book Blogger Hop

Jen at Crazy for Books restarted her weekly Book Blogger Hop to help book bloggers connect with one another, but then couldn't continue, so she handed the hosting responsibilities off to Ramblings of a Coffee Addicted Writer. The only requirements to participate in the Hop are to write and link a post answering the weekly question and then visit other blogs that are also participating to see if you like their blog and would like to follow them.

This week Billy asks: When you settle in for the night with a good book, do you read until you can't stay awake or simply have a nightly page goal?

I don't have a set page goal. I also don't usually read until I can't stay awake, because I've found that my ability to retain what I read declines precipitously with fatigue. My general reading pattern is to make some time during each day to read, and read what I feel like reading in that time, without paying attention to page counts or any other kind of reading schedule.


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Friday, November 4, 2016

Follow Friday - OGE Form 278 Is a Public Financial Disclosure Form Some U.S. Executive Branch Officials Are Required to File Annually


It's Friday again, and this means it's time for Follow Friday. There has been a slight change to the format, as now there are two Follow Friday hosts blogs and a single Follow Friday Featured Blogger each week. To join the fun and make now book blogger friends, just follow these simple rules:
  1. Follow both of the Follow My Book Blog Friday Hosts (Parajunkee and Alison Can Read) and any one else you want to follow on the list.
  2. Follow the Featured Blogger of the week - The Novel Orange.
  3. Put your Blog name and URL in the Linky thing.
  4. Grab the button up there and place it in a post, this post is for people to find a place to say hi in your comments.
  5. Follow, follow, follow as many as you can, as many as you want, or just follow a few. The whole point is to make new friends and find new blogs. Also, don't just follow, comment and say hi. Another blogger might not know you are a new follower if you don't say "Hi".
  6. If someone comments and says they are following you, be a dear and follow back. Spread the love . . . and the followers.
  7. If you want to show the link list, just follow the link below the entries and copy and paste it within your post!
  8. If you're new to the Follow Friday Hop, comment and let me know, so I can stop by and check out your blog!
And now for the Follow Friday Question: What are your favorite childhood stories? (children's books, nursery rhymes, etc.)


I could write about my childhood love for books like Harry the Dirty Dog, or Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel. Or I could write about how I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings during the summer between my fourth and fifth grade years, and how that launched my love of fantasy fiction and led me to other books like Ursula K. Le Guin's Earthsea series, and Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain. Or I could talk about how, at that same time period I read Samuel R. Delany's Nova and Isaac Asimov's Foundation series at an age when I was too young to truly appreciate them, but they still managed to spark my love of science fiction just the same.

But I've already written about those things at length already on this blog, and I don't want to just rehash that again. Instead, I'm going to point to a collection of books that I read as a kid and haven't seen since. When I lived in Tanzania, my parents got me some books that were essentially collections of short fiction written for British boys. I don't have the books any longer - some of them were so poorly bound that they were falling apart almost as I read them - and I am sure that if I were to read them again today they would not be nearly as good as I remember them being, but at the time, I loved them all.

There were stories about British football players engaged in bitter sports rivalries who came together to lead the English squad to victory in the world Cup. There were stories about bold English knights and their loyal companions facing down treacherous French villains in the Hundred Years War. There were stories set in space, stories set in the Old West of the United States (although these stories were always laughably terrible), stories set in colonial Africa, and so on. As one might expect, loyalty to the monarchy was a common theme: In one story, an oppressed Saxon blacksmith foils a dastardly plot by an evil Norman noble who wants to overthrow the rightful King of England. In another, the youngest aristocrat whose older brothers have all gone off to fight in the Cavalier army finds himself forced to rally the handful of servants on hand to defend his family home against the incursions of a band of Roundheads. In another, sailors would loyally stay at their posts despite incredible dangers.

But there were sometimes odd deviations from the theme of loyalty to the British crown. I recall that in one story, the protagonist proved his bravery to his family by disguising himself as Bonny Prince Charlie so that the pretender could evade the King's soldiers. In another, a plucky young British guide helped a caravan of Afrikaaners travel through Zulu country on the Great Trek, a journey that historically was intended to put the Afrikaaners beyond the reach of the British crown. Not being from the United Kingdom myself, I'm sure there were a lot of political overtones to these stories that I missed, and I'm guessing that if I went back to read them now they would be laden with implied messages that would be considered apalling, but at the time, they were glorious fun.

I can't remembers the titles of the original stories, or the authors of any of them, or even if they had credited authors at all. Sometimes I think about trying to track down copies of these books and rereading them. I'm pretty sure that I could order some or all of them from Amazon or Barnes & Noble. On the other hand, I think that I may not want to spoil my memories of these books, so thus far I have refrained from doing so. Maybe one of these days I'll break down and actually do it.


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Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Review - The Chessmen of Doom by John Bellairs


Short review: Professor Childermass has to live in Maine for a summer to collect an inheritance from his brother. Naturally, he takes Johnny Dixon and Fergie Ferguson along with him. Naturally, there is evil black magic to be confronted as well.

Haiku
An inheritance,
A mysterious poem,
A world-ending threat

Full review: Johnny Dixon, Professor Childermass, and Fergie Ferguson all return for another creepy mystery as they confront a madman bent upon destroying the world in The Chessmen of Doom. Oddly for a Johnny Dixon/Professor Childermass mystery they don’t have to go out seeking trouble, instead trouble comes directly to them.

The book starts when Professor Childermass learns that his wealthy brother Peregrine has died and left the Professor his considerable fortune. The only catch is that the Professor is required to live on Peregrine’s Maine estate for the summer before he can claim the inheritance. The Professor is also given a cryptic poem and told he cannot bring any paid help with him for the summer (he is required to maintain the place without any hired hands). The Professor recruits Johnny and Fergie to accompany him (they aren’t paid help after all), and sets out to spend the summer in Maine.

The Professor is concerned by the cryptic poem, believing it is a clue to some nefarious doings of his brother’s. Sure enough, once they reach the Maine estate, they start matching clues they find there to the lines of the poem, but nothing seems to make sense. The Professor shows the boys the array of junk his brother had accumulated, and shows them two odd features on the property – an enormously tall monument to the Revolutionary War General Herkimer, the victor at the Battle of Oriskany, and an abandoned observatory.

Unfortunately, they begin having to deal with creepy occurrences: Peregrine’s tomb is broken in to twice, and his body is stolen, both Johnny and the Professor see a ghost that gives them cryptic messages. They later run across a nasty red-faced man who drops a collection of ivory chessmen, which seems to match a clue in Peregrine’s poem. Their attempts to get more information are foiled, but they do learn that their adversary is a madman bent on destroying the world with black magic, and he always seems to be one step ahead of them. Things come to a head when the trio returns to the mansion from a night of burgers and a movie to find the house blocked off by a magical barrier and some sort of black ritual taking place inside while comets streak through the sky overhead.

The Professor takes this as a sign to forget about collecting the inheritance and he and the boys hurriedly flee Maine to return to Duston Heights. The boys correctly guess that the Professor hasn’t given up trying to foil the evil wizard, and sneak along to help him. Once they are back in Maine, they manage to avert the impending doom with only a little bit of a deus ex machina and all ends well.

This is one of the better Johnny Dixon mysteries, equal parts mystery and gothic horror. The puzzle presented is fairly interesting, and for the most part Bellairs plays fair with the reader, with one glaring exception in which the answer to a clue is dropped in at the last minute. The horror in the novel is appropriately moody and creepy. Bellairs seems to be at his best when detailing the New England region (which is where he made his home), and as a result is able to contrast the ordinary day to day life in the sleepy little towns the stories are set in with the scary stuff that happens in his stories. It is obvious that Bellairs loved 1950s New England, and goes into a lot of detail to bring it to life for the reader. I suspect that most young readers will also love this book.

Previous book in the series: The Trolley to Yesterday
Subsequent book in the series: The Secret of the Underground Room

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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Review - The Eyes of the Killer Robot by John Bellairs


Short review: A madman built a baseball-pitching robot a long time ago, and for some reason, Professor Childermass decides to find it and build it again. This turns out to be a bad idea.

Haiku
A baseball robot
Broken, missing both its eyes
Still a madman's toy

Full review: Mix together baseball, black magic, evil robots, and a creepy lunatic out for revenge, and you get The Eyes of the Killer Robot, a Professor Childermass/Johnny Dixon mystery. This story is not as much of a mystery as other books in the series, taking on more of the character of a gothic horror story complete with scary ghosts and evil villains.

The story starts at a Red Sox baseball game attended by Johnny and the Professor. The Professor, being a die-hard Sox fan harangues the Yankee players mercilessly. On the way home, the Professor tells Johnny about Johnny's grandfather's own baseball exploits when he was a young man, and relates the story of Evaristus Sloane and his mechanical baseball pitcher. The Professor explains how Johnny's grandfather prevented his team from purchasing the machine in 1900 (and how Evistarius vowed revenge), and the story of the mysterious pitcher who showed up out of nowhere at a baseball challenge to blow away the best hitter in the league. The Professor, of course, suspects that the mysterious pitcher was none other than Evistarius' mechanical pitcher.

Later, while relating the story on the same field to his friend Fergie, Johnny discovers an antique snuff box with an old pawn ticket inside. After consulting with the Professor, they take the ticket to the pawn shop and find themselves in possession of an ornate sword cane. Although they come to the conclusion that someone meant for them to have it, they have no idea why.

The Professor becomes interested in Evistarius' robot. Assuming the nutty inventor must be dead (since it is 50 years since anyone saw him), the Professor takes the boys to find the old man's house and try to find the robot. They recover the robot, or at least its parts, in short order, but it is lacking eyes. Happily, they stumble across a small box holding what appear to be glass eyes for the robot alongside the road. Taking the robot with them, they return to Duston Heights so that the Professor can reassemble the machine.

Meanwhile, Johnny has been noticing some odd events - a strange blue car has been showing up wherever he is, and he has been visited by what appears to be a ghost. Things come to a head when the Professor finally finishes assembling the robot and installs the glass eyes - whereupon the robot vanishes as soon as it is left alone.

After mysterious happenings that the Professor attributes to the runaway robot, he, Johnny and Fergie all return to Sloane's house, but are sidetracked. Johnny is kidnapped by Sloane and saved in the nick of time (by an unusual rescuer). Things seem to be back to normal, but in classic horror-movie fashion, the evil villain returns for a final act of revenge that is only averted at the last minute (the sword cane, unsurprisingly, comes in handy).

Unlike some of the other Johnny Dixon mysteries where the puzzle of the story forms the core of the book, in The Eyes of the Killer Robot there is only a limited amount of mystery, and most of the puzzles are solved pretty quickly after they are introduced in the story. Unusual for a Bellairs book, neither Johnny nor Fergie find themselves in trouble as a result of running off half-cocked without telling the Professor vital information. Rather, Johnny gets into trouble because of missteps by the Professor (and his grandparents). Contrary to most of the books in the series, both Johnny and Fergie are oddly level-headed.

Despite the lack of a strong mystery element, the scary gothic horror parts of the book are quite well done, and give the entire story an appropriately spooky and creepy feeling, despite the fact that the story revolves around a baseball pitching robot and the madman that built it. Bellairs plays upon some fears that are basic to kids - the fear of being kidnapped, the fear of losing one's sight, and the fear of being betrayed by adults in authority. A better mystery would have improved the book, but the scary elements save it. Overall, this is a decent, if unspectacular installment in the Johnny Dixon series.

Previous book in the series: The Revenge of the Wizard's Ghost
Subsequent book in the series: The Trolley to Yesterday

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